| On 
                  the street of Polysorbate LX | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                | Grabbing 
                  the passing robot to free yourself from the concrete | 
                  10  | 
              
               
                | Get 
                  the ID card from the bike | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | Make 
                  photos inside the photo booth | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | Combine 
                  the photos and the alien ID card | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                | Visit 
                  the Dew Beam Inn and talk to the manager | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Talk to Blaine Rohmer and get the datacorder | 
                  2  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the Orion's Belt and kick in the basement door | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Steal buckazoid from the Waintron | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Scare the nitrogensucking druggies with your fake badge | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the hookah hoses | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Drag the nitrogen tank to the right and attach it to the conduit | 
                  6  | 
              
               
                | Order 
                  a Regular Drink from the bartender | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Show ID to the bartender | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Order the Special Drink | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go behind the bar and get the ice tray from the freezer | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | Untangle 
                  the hookah hoses | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | Open 
                  the third valve from the left | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Pull on the pipe to open it | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Attach the hose to the conduit at the far left wall and to the 
                  pipe that you opened | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                | Go 
                  back upstairs and turn on the nitrogen before the bartender 
                  disconnects the hose | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Open the basement door | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Pick up the pipe at the bottom of the basement stairs | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Hit the frozen endodroid | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the broom and dustpan to sweep up the cubes | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Place the cubes in the ice tray | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Put the tray in the freezer | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Give the tray to Rohmer and collect the 50 buckazoids | 
                  20  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Talk to Elmo Pug | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  While in Boot Liquors, make the extraterrestrial fart | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Give Elmo the brandy | 
                  7  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get the cheat sheet and the fish from Elmo | 
                  4  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Read the cheat sheet | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Beat Djurkwad at Stooge Fighter III and collect 300 buckazoids | 
                  7  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the Dew Beam Inn and get the keycard for your room from 
                  the hotel manager | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go upstairs, use the keycard on the correct door, and get nabbed 
                  by the alien goons | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                | Captured! | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use your feet to knock down the keys | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use your feet to get the nail, use the nail on the handcuffs | 
                  8  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the Pelvis rug and stretch it out on the floor | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Walk on the Pelvis rug to build up a charge of electricity | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Touch Singent on the back of the head | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the key from Singent | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the Burlesque moddie from the top of the humidifier | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the Popular Tecktronics CD from the desk | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the 3DOA player to read about the datacorders | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the key to go into the next room | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the Churlish moddie from the box | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Attach its label to the Burlesque moddie to Nigel | 
                  6  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Give the relabeled Burlesque moddie to Nigel | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Pick up the belt with the Personal Grooming Assistant (PGA) 
                  and Damping Field Modulator (DFM) | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the PGA | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Remove the DFM and use it to drop the field | 
                  4  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Convert the datacorder into a homing beacon and get saved by 
                  Stellar | 
                  20  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                | Stellar's 
                  predicament  | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Talk to Jebba in the Sickbay | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get the wad of hair from the PGA | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the analyzer on the hairball | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get the datacard | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the datacard on the ComPost | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Make the game crash because of the error 47 | 
                  0  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Return to your room for your Delta Burksilon V assignment | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Clean Sharpei's room and mop the floor | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Rattle the toilet handle | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the bathroom to get Sharpei's medicine when she asks | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the Crapmatic's hydraulic actuator | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  When the gas flows in from the vent, use the hydraulic actuator 
                  on the floor | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                |  
                  At Stellar's funeral, read the eulogy (found in your Pockets) 
                  when prompted | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Return to your room and get the surprise message from Stellar | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the bridge and talk to Commander Kielbasa | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the Holocabana and run the 555-1212 program | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the Shuttle Bay and use the Vulgar Nerve pinch on Chesbro | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  In the Brig, take the food off the cart | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Start making a fake Roger out of food | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Finish making a fake Roger | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Put the fake Roger on the cot | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Hide under the cart, Dorff will take the cart out of the cell | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the morphine from the cabinet in the Sickbay | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Put the morphine on the donut | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Talk to Circuit Sidney in 8-Rear to get his right arm and eye | 
                  6  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the Shuttle Bay and sneak the laced donut onto Opus' tray | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  After Opus has morphed out, use the Vulgar Nerve Pinch on Chesbro 
                  again | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use Sidney's arm to open the Shuttle Bay door | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get and use the alarm key to find the right shuttle in the Bay | 
                  4  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Turn on the shuttle and set the fuel mixture | 
                  7  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use Sidney's eye for the retinal scan | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                | The 
                  return to Delta Burksilon V | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                |  
                  After the shuttle stalls, take the glue from the glove compartment 
                  and pop the trunk and hood latches | 
                  7  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get the Modulating crystal from the homing beacon | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Put glue on the Modulating crystal and on the Divalium crystal | 
                  2  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Glue the Modulating crystal from the datacorder to the Divalium 
                  crystal | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Read the recall notice | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get the EVA suit and helmet, put them on, and go outside | 
                  2  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get the fish from the engine | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take the jumper cables and help sign from the trunk | 
                  2  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Place the help sign on the shuttle | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  When Wriggley stops, place your end of the cables on the terminals 
                  as shown in the recall notice | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Press the Manual Override button | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Confront Dr. Beleauxs | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  After Dr. Beleauxs leaves the room, search the Hi-Tek Stuff 
                  box and take the Callahan moddie | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Click the Photo Triangulation Button twice and peel the negatives 
                  from both photos | 
                  2  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Place the positive print from the second photo on the PTS monitor. 
                  Put the negative print from the first photo on top of that | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                | The 
                  Information Super Highway | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Trade the Callahan moddie for a cyberjack at Implants 'n Stuff | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  In Lab A, jack into Cyberspace on Dr. Beleauxs's computer | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Navigate through cyberspace to the Information Superhighway 
                  Construction Office | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Pick up the board and the screwdriver outside | 
                  2  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Ring the bell in the office or talk to Sis Inny | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Take a number (3) | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the screwdriver on the counter to change the number | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Give the number to Sys Inny, who lets you into the File Room | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | Get 
                  the files for Nigel Rancid, Stellar Santiago, Sharpei, Dr. Beleauxs, 
                  and Project Immortality | 
                  10  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Print the files on the cyberprinter in the construction office 
                  lobby | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Exit the office, navigate back, and use the board to cross the 
                  gap in the bridge | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Back in Lab a, take the printouts from the printer and confront 
                  Dr. Beleauxs again | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get subroutine card and get ready for inner space | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                | Inner 
                  Space | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                |  
                  When you land outside the Stomach, insert the subroutine disk 
                  into the left disk slot | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Get the hand pump and duct tape from the glove compartment | 
                  2  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Exit the shuttle, collect the capillaries from the engine and 
                  the alveoli from the shuttle front | 
                  6  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Pick up the candy, staple, feather and celery string at the 
                  pit of the Stomach | 
                  4  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Throw the candy in the acid to see the acid rise | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Attach the staple to the celery string to make a grappling hook | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Climb back up to the ulcer, catch the Esophagus opening with 
                  the grappling hook, and climb up | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the feather to dislodge the Tinkoid, making Stellars' stomach 
                  acid rise and kill the nanites | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Dislodge the antihistamine pill from the vocal chords | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Put the alveoli in the duct | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the alveoli on the blockage to clear it | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the EVA helmet to take a dollop of enzymes from the Isles 
                  of Langerhans | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Make a hose with duct tape and capillaries | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the pump, duct tape, and capillaries to pump bile into the 
                  helmet | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Pick up a couple of gallstones | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Melt the antihistamine in the stomach with the enzyme/bile mix | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Pick up some tiny time pills | 
                  1  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Give tiny time pills to the tapeworm | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Ride the tapeworm to the Appendix | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                  .  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Collect the silver, paper clip section, and fingernail sliver | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Return to the shuttle and add the silver to the fuel tank behind 
                  the flashing red light | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the paper clip to cut an opening in the brain membrane | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Go to the left and jump over the chasm, then keep walking left | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Throw a gallstone at the first nanobot, then at the second nanobot, 
                  then at the first nanobot again | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Move the elevator halfways up the shaft and use the fingernail 
                  to stimulate the Cough Center to clear the blockage | 
                  3  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Use the paper clip section with the nerver fibers to destroy 
                  Sharpei's nanorobot | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                |  
                  Give the fish to Sharpei's brain, which will eat it because 
                  it's brain food | 
                  5  | 
              
               
                | . | 
                . | 
              
               
                | Highest 
                  possible score: | 
                  500  |